I really really like your clothes. And, it is really unfortunate that I've never lived any closer than an hour's drive away from you, because I think we could have a really great relationship. However, I'm beginning to realize that we've never been as close as you think we are. You keep sending me emails, well, at least every other day, telling me about these great PLUS SIZE clothes that you have, and well... I haven't been wearing plus size clothes since March, at least. If you want to keep up this friendship, please update your records. If you insist on sending me emails about plus size clothing, you're just going to end up in my spam box, and I really don't want to do that to you.