I bought a 1/2 gallon of Edy's Slow Churn on Friday. It's Sunday night and it's half gone. Yeah, there were supposed to be 14 servings in that thing. I got through half of it in three nights. I've chucked it, considering I think it being in my trash and melted and therefore probably rotten is the only way I won't keep eating it.
I've thought about putting Palmolive on it, ala SATC's Miranda and her chocolate cake. For those of you who aren't addicted to SATC like me: Miranda makes a chocolate cake, because it's cheaper than buying one pastry. After eating more than half of it herself, she dumps it in the trash, only to eat some more because it's on top. That's when she reaches for her dish soap. Miranda later calls Carrie and leaves the following message: "I feel you need to know that your good friend, Miranda Hobbes, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You'll probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic. "
Do you think there is a Ben & Jerry's clinic for me? Haha. Needless to say, since ice cream spoils, there will be no eating out of the garbage for me. But maybe I'll put some dish soap in it, just in case. Focus! Focus on the 180s!!! That should be enough to get me through the week sans ice cream.